February 2012
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Ten minutes of enchantment: Missing Michigan
It was snowing when I got out of work today. I gasped when I saw it. Foreign flakes swirling madly in a desert wind. I walked into it slowly, allowing myself to become engulfed in the biting flurry. It came down swiftly and in waves, as if being thrown with anger from the sky. My coat was wet, the city streets shining and slick. Everything was eerily quiet and empty, and I imagined families of...
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"That wind is calling my name."
As I stand on the edge of my next adventure(s), I can’t help but reflect on the places I’ve been. I wasn’t even planning on writing tonight, and then the words came. And they did not stop for a long, long time:
The elevator was out, so I climbed twelve flights of dark stairs with a not-entirely-healed leg today, bare feet padding on the cement floor, sunglasses on my head,...
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It's a plan. A real life plan.
This is it, guys. Life is about to get really, really exciting. (And here I thought life was pretty darn good already)
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Let's hear it for reality.
Why do I always find the guys who say things like:
“Oh my gosh, you’re just perfect.”
“You’re the coolest person I’ve ever met.”
“There isn’t a single thing I would change about you.”
“I don’t think I would ever get annoyed of you.”
For Pete’s sake, just shut up. Can we get into a relationship with the...
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To keep you right.
“We’re pathetic.” She wiped her nose with the back of her hand, tilting her head forward in the dim light. “No. We’re not pathetic. We are entirely too human. And it’s frustrating.”
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January 2012
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Men will be men (ie pigs), after all.
He whistled slowly as she walked by his desk, a couple of his henchmen crowded around him like frat boys. “With that ass, it’s no wonder she’s been getting so much attention. What man in his right mind could resist a treat like that?” She stopped walking abruptly and turned to him. “Excuse me?” He raised an eyebrow and eyed her hungrily. “Oh, I’m...
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minge.
Was thinking about starting a new tumblr, and started typing in urls to see if they were taken. After exhausting the obvious choices (“simplicity,” “loveyourself,” “rackcity”), I tried “ballsack” and found this little treasure. Enjoy!
ballsack:
you’re a twat you’re a twat you’re a big fat twat you’re the biggest twat in the whole wide world.
you...
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Resist the dark side
I suddenly want to play the Sims 3 really bad.
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Yes and yes.
ofgm:
If Kanye West has a kid $5 says he names it Kanye, regardless of it’s sex.
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Let's wait until the third date to reveal poor...
Hot date. No time (motivation) to shower, so I put on a little bit of make up and a nice dress instead. Distraction tactics. I hope they work. Wouldn’t be the first time, and most definitely won’t be the last.
UPDATE: THEY WORKED.
cosmo tip #140
expertcosmotips:
Convince your boyfriend to become an Animorph with you! The sexual posibilities are endless!
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Buzzkill.
Sometimes, when I am having a conversation, you come up. It usually happens with someone I have not talked to in awhile, and they don’t know. They don’t know that you passed away. So they’ll mention you, casually, maybe as a little bit of a joke. And I find myself going along with it. Just pretending that you’re still alive. Maybe even adding a casual comment or two....
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Don't think about it.
I fill my head with dreams of home until the morning light leaks slowly into my window. I peer out through the cracks in my blinds at the sky stained pink and red, and I wonder what you see. If you see me.
December 2011
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